SCOX Case Kaput, Stock Plummets!!!

Message ID: 387214
Posted By: timransom@rogers.com
Posted On: 2006-07-05 15:03:00
Subject: SCOX Case Kaput, Stock Plummets!!!

In the wake of having their case humiliated, berated, bitch-slapped, eviscerated, gut shot, lit up and pissed out by Judge Wells in a withering, sarcastic decision, SCOX's stock continues to plummet, having lost over 20 per cent in half a day's trading on Monday.

Wacky volume and a general air of panic are just facets of the overall slow motion train wreck orchestrated by serial litigator, IP Mountebank and beloved Conspicuous Object of Mockery Due to Being an Unscrupulous Asstard, CEO Darl McBride and several other greed addled morons, notably 'Top Sekrit' Michael Anderer, who famously leaked some hilarious SCO Powerpoint slides in his crayon and bristol board patent application. If memory serves me correctly, he had some kind of Anal Spectralysis™ stuff that appears to have been left out of the whole thing.

Hilarity ensued.

Message ID: 387227
Posted By: timransom@rogers.com
Posted On: 2006-07-05 15:24:00
Subject: SCOX Hemorrhages Inexorably to Zero!

Having had their bruised and battered ass handed to them in a blistering decision from Judge Wells that threw out two thirds of their case, SCOX's stock continues to seek new lows, an ironic turn of phrase added here for obvious reasons.

*munch*

Message ID: 387270
Posted By: diogenese19348
Posted On: 2006-07-05 16:07:00
Subject: YES, DAMMIT, FINALLY!!!

What, 3+ freaking years to get here?

Smack them bitches down! Got a fresh vat of wine to open!

-Dio

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